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Class of 2026 Last Will and Testament

  • Writer: The Range Staff
    The Range Staff
  • 6 days ago
  • 14 min read

The Mustang class of 2026 is out the door! As a tribute to those we leave behind, we present our Last Will and Testament:


I, Paul Hanus, do hereby leave to Victoria Stoffle all my love for LB Baby and Chick-fil-a.


I, Mary Mook, do hereby bequeath to Blyss Hamm, the need to cut her hair every time that something goes wrong and the right to boss around any freshman you want.


I, Rowan Snyder, hereby leave to Diego Perez and Elias Pimentel any and all of my old running shoes that may or may not fit, as well as the authority to call a "team talk" whenever they see fit. To Wades Running-Wolf, I leave a $10 voucher at Ross. To Marcus Capra, I grant my absolute forgiveness for the $5 he owes me for Chinese food. To Aiden Luscombe, I leave a pair of my contacts so he may finally see. Finally to Cody Munzer, I bequeath to you "the opportunity."


I, Blake Rodriguez, will to the most beautiful Maryssa Lee my very expensive pair of sweatpants that were stolen, MY $90 ticket that ruined a certain boy's night, and the barista job.


I Cameron Williams I do hereby leave the leadership of the MRHS baseball team to Noah Espinoza and Gio Mendoza. To Noah I leave the captains responsibilities and the jersey number 1, to Gio I leave the responsibility to hype the team and dugout.


I, William Cassidy Smith hereby leave The one Dj board to rule them all to Benny Meyer, My guide to maxxingmaxxing to Mr. Williams, My First million to Mr. Hock, My AP Statistics note book to Malachi Sutton, My Vice presidency of TSA to whoever's next, My luck to DnD club, And the culmination of all my life's riches and experiences in one piece to whoever finds it.


I, Vinny Dodero, will to Carson Munzer to continue the legacy of #11. The Juniors and sophomores of the football team, continue building the program and finish what we started together. And to whom will run the MRHS student section: show pride, joy, character, and represent it the way it was left. Continue to pass it on for years to come.


I, Sydney Coxsey, leave you the future students of AP stats a prayer and a map of all the emergency exits. Dhyan I leave you 3 woodchip pencils and a 4 point calculator. To my coaches, I leave my 55 rolls of white electrical tape, one last sassy look, and one "last time best time". To Malena I leave 3 micron drawing pens, that were so cruely stolen from us during the documentary day in Anatomy and Physiology last year. To Dylan I leave a printout of my infinite campus attendance page. To my guard, I leave my disheveled Frankenstein and light as-feather rifle, bolt not included. To Marcus I leave a proper metronome, for all those god awful nights on the stand. I'll leave a toothpaste covered mask for the next round of clinical students. And finally to Mr. Tyler I leave my passion for science and to Mrs.Williams I leave a pink pilot G2 pen and one last hug.


I, Lily Jarvis, bequeath to Kristy Mungia my thousands of points at Starbucks and Dutch Bros. I'll never forget our fun drives nearly every day. To Corbin Tyler I leave a lifetime subscription to Vic Firth, now you can break as many sticks as your heart desires.


I, Samuel Torres Flores will to Aiden Pacheco and Adrien Fernandez the chaotic second hour rides for breakfast. late night talks and laughs and may you never forget to have fun even when life seems rough I leave these last words "Apex?".


I Delaney Torres-Moore leave to Farrah Ibarra the honor of being the loud, energetic, and encouraging teammate on the volleyball team. To Meghan Kluge, I leave the exquisite taste of all the best Daniel Caesar music, being kind, and the right shoes to wear fishing. And to Carson Munzer, I leave the responsibility of weighing the shots and discs, and wearing sunscreen.


I, Joslynn Essig, Do Hereby bequeath to Gabi Kaven my amazing second hour conversations,crazy bus rides, DECA store days and to Ryle I leave behind my amazing 5th hour jam sessions, Barbie shows, and stories.


I, Nevaeh Santos Lanford, leave all my bedazzled pink tops to Bailey.


I, Fakhria Usmani, do hereby leave to my friends my kindness and happy memories. to a friend, I leave my sense of humor.To a friend, I leave my motivation to keep trying.


I Shahram do leave to my friend Ahmad my best memories and laughter. I will to my friend Ali my motivation and hard work.


I , Dalton Galyan, do hereby leave my attitude, Passion, Basketball ankle breakers, and most the most sarcasm to the people that know me, doubted me, or took 2nd thoughts on me.


I, Jesus, leave behind my chaotic mess of a campaign to Ari, leave our luck bringers to Wilbur Soot in the hopes he makes a good song for once, leave my miniscule amount of notes to Rea so she may succeed in the Joshua Williams, and leave my hair to the cross so it may die for our sins.


I, Melanie Perez Regalado, do hereby will to Tania Ortiz my love, motivation, and my snail trick to pass on to the others and have her forever laugh at a joke that the baby made. To my sister, I leave all the memories i've made with her in high school and my amazing discreteness at being late to class without being marked late.


I, Scarlett Constantino, do hereby will to Leilani Guzman my horrible case of senioritis. May you forever remember the time I told Mr. Harrington I left my chromebook in my car then never returned to class. To Adriana Vigil, I leave my ability to never go to class yet maintain A's and B's.


I, Peyton Burczek, leave the female sprints captaincy to Myla for next years track season!

For my bsf who is always cold, I leave a a portable heater to have on you at all times,. For my sophomore year math teacher I leave all of my storytimes, and for my sophomore year physics teacher I leave my roller coaster and my laughter.


I, Idzel Villatoro Martinez, bequeath to Persaus our elaborately detailed orientated fiction history logs. May you forever remember our poetry. To Jenasiz, I leave my will to speak and the ability to not argue anymore.


I, Mason Kumnick, do hereby will The Bass Trombone to West Khamvongsa. That horn carried me through most of High School and Community Band before I got my own, enjoy playing bass parts in jazz and make me proud. To J.P Ramos Alarcon Vargas, I leave you with 20,000 Gallons of boiled water, so now you don't have to leave your water bottle in the sun anymore. Finally, I gift the sound of 10 tubas to Amelie, Adan, and Kadance Verseman. I swear I better hear you 3 up in Boulder, keep on my blasting legacy.


I, Allison Warehime, do hereby will to Kelina Khwajazada my bad bad case of senioritis, inability to stay a full day of class, and my pink iPad. To Maria Uribe, I will my dress to impress VIP and all my robux.


I, Dhyan Trivedi, hereby relinquish my post of the science and math nerd to my underling Landon DeCorte, He hereby will possess all of my supernatural and scary knowledge about the sciences and can use it as he'd like, transforming him into the science guy!


I, Edgar Daniel Guillen Palacios, leave nothing to anyone, as I have no friends or meaningful connections at this school; I leave behind the sigh and the emptiness of someone who never truly connected with anyone.


I, Dylan Patton, hereby relinquish to Blyss Hamm my dual-expertise in high brass instruments. To Danica Martinez, I leave my creativity and willingness to go on adventures while capturing every moment to live in forever. To Desmes Tapia, my gaming buddy and duo, I leave one last Chipotle and Friends hangout. To Alexander Perales, I leave my pride and energy on the field. To Tanner Porath, I leave you tons of dog ASMR videos while you mindlessly scroll social media. To Malena Huisman, I relinquish my Jellycats and ability to see the beauty in nature, the ecosystems, and wildlife. And finally, to Mason Kumnick, I bequeath my love for superheroes and musical passion that will last for eternity.


I, Marcus Dunn, hereby bequeath to Mary Mook a shield to deflect all bathrooms at any dance. Then, to Desmes Tapia, a hiking stick to get over more than one small hill and one free chicken sandwich. To my trusted Juan Pablo Ramos, I give all the responsibility of the huge burden water jugs in the Drum Major cart. To Noah Allen, I give a fresh batch of cold clothes for the color green in the middle of the night and protection against all diseases. To my dear friend Chase Baker, 40 new reeds for the first month of the upcoming school year. To Danica Martinez, a camera that can only take the most fire pictures. To my dearest belated wife Gavin Anderson, I leave a clown nose to better fit any moment and all of my works of feminist literature. To Mauricio Gonzalez, a key to my house in case you have any more late nights. To Mason Kumnick, I give to you all sousaphone solos and bass trombone solos that were withheld from you in any performance. To Dylan Patton, $6 banana bread and a Red Bull and of course, a granola bar.


I, Piper Harbin, do hereby will to Holly Harbin my place here in high school to take over for the next few years. As well, I give her a big "L" because I'm done and she's got four years. Ha.

I Lucas Villagrana leave Shabir my work ethic to always improve on anything especially with soccer. To Ivan I leave him my basketball skills cuz he needs them.


I, Gyzelle Breceda, leave all of my school work and my missing assignments to my upcoming freshman, my little brother Aaron Breceda. I hope you enjoy all these missing assignments, there is a lot.


I, Mia Valadez, do hereby leave to McKinley Rohrig my left ankle, but sadly it’s not a good one.


I Katelyn Panamaroff, do hereby leave to Lyla Solecki the position of being the senior leader for our theater program with hopes of a very successful senior year .


I Nathan Ingram, do hereby leave Sam Garza my ability to dribble and shoot in paint, remember all the times I beat you in ones.


I, Lilian Drown, will to Danica Martinez my section leading powers and wish the future clarinet section the best, also my band locker, #82. To Angelina Gallagher I leave the official Langlish code and 2 rubber ducks. To Tiesen Calerich I give my paper Shadow The Hedgehog doll and a bad sketch of Hatsune Miku. For Eric Turner, I gift the knowledge that you're allowed to show up at my house whenever you want and a singular quarter. And finally to Ky Josey, I promise bountiful McDonalds runs and a ticket to renfair (expenses not paid, cough up the $20 yourself, loser).


I, Josiahez Sisneros, do hereby leave Mateo Sisneros my ability to win against me in basketball because I beat you every time.


I, Helen Christman, do hereby bequeath to Meng Xiong my really stupid, hilarious dad jokes.

To Caleb Micheal Ware, my parking spot. To Mark Chapman, my love for music. To Mr. Behr, my apple addiction. To Angelina Gallagher, my rubber duck collection. To Mr. Evans, my tiny duck collection. To Mr. Franklin, my sass.


I, Olivia Hamblin, will the silly tradition of announcement jokes to Isla Kine. To Maryssa Lee I leave the job of always fixing peoples necklace clasps. To Lilly Barker I leave my extremely pro tennis skills. To Mr Behr I leave my beloved signed biggie cheese photo. To Kelina Benavides-Khwajazada and Kami Hernandez I leave my senioritis. To Lilli Sullivan I leave doing the cheer after the tennis line up and to keep up the hype at practice. To Kaia Dash I leave a gold star for always destroying Mauricio Gonzalez in a singles tennis game. To Danilynn Portillo I leave you a piece of candy for when you need it next year.


I, Nevaeh Lopezi, will to Emma Romero my amazing procrastination skills . May you forever remember my stupidity and may you have a good year :D. To Shayla Brose I leave my work ethic and ability to procrastinate and still get good grades.


I, Zahirah Meraz, do hereby leave to all in the school, my great driving skills, my sleepless nights of homework and stress, my occasional balding from stress, my horrid eyesight, my terrible hearing, my amazing jokes and brain-rot, my great style in music and clothes, and my horrible immune system.


I, Fucheng Vang, do hereby leave to Noah Espinoza and James Watt the daily grub. To Landon Salee, I leave my manager duties and to continue to support the baseball team. To the other boys on the baseball team like Sol Gutierrez, Gio Mendoza, Donny Phillips, and more I leave my friendship and support. To Liv Laurent, I leave Chilis and bowling. To Jaeden Hansen, I leave the rizz math lessons from my project. Lastly, to David Bateman and Blake Wilson, I leave my Asian duties.


I, Ben Bonfiglio, do hereby leave the memories made with the Mountain Range High School Marching Band and Colorguard. May you ALWAYS remember, no matter what, if you work harder, work stronger, and are willing to always listen to instructors (because they always going to be better than you), and do so every day, you can go further than just high school band and Colorguard. To the Colorguard ONLY, I leave you my Neighborhood to do the butter braid fundraiser, if you choose to take this you shall not compete with one another, you are a team and will operate as such. If they ask of me then say that I graduated and left this fundraiser to you guys. I've made sure that my neighborhood knows The Mountain Range High School Marching Band so do your best the milk that status.


I, Carl Schulz, hereby leave the teachers and staff all of my energy and happiness, which they need after their "favorite" meetings (and students). I give Ms.Nguyen my role as chess club president. I give Mariana Espino all DECA skills along with my work ethic and dedication.


I,Dominic Valdez, will leave my stress to the next seniors and i just keep moving forward and for the coming up seniors have fun and lock in your school work and never give up on your dream, and good luck to you guys.


I, Jasmine Essig, do hereby leave a cup of Kool Aid powder to Mr Germanoski. I leave the slime scammers account to Eliana Guitron. I leave the game hangman to my amazing friends in government. I leave Wendy's fries to Jennessey Struck. I leave Kami to bully Mr Fritts. I leave DUFS to my ap statistics table. I leave my dolphin water bottle to Mrs Williams. I leave music to my freshman lunch table. I leave a notepad to Peyton Burczek. I leave sunscreen to Kaylee. I leave the drive to school to Gabi Kaven. May you forever remember my pj’s and procrastination.


I, Valeria Segura, leave to my younger sister (Jailene Segura) and her friends, amazing memories and stomach aches from laughing too hard.


I Austin Ramirez leave Lawrence Rosales my number and position of the leader on the field, I leave Francisco Ramirez with the way I carry myself on the field and to pick people up as well as my number if he wants. I leave Justin Collins my role as safety and to be better then I was. I leave all three of them my picture I have on the wall to always push towards the big goal, and as well as all the pinches i gave them. I leave Mountain Range High School sincerely all my effort I gave to them on the field as well as off trying to make everyone better in some way.


I, Emily Pawlik, do hereby bequeath to Ms, Idell my sarcasm and gentle personality. Between you and me, we both need to work on not being sarcastic, and getting out work done on time.

To Brichel Leon Villalobos, my sarcasm and my awful personality which always seem to make others laugh at me. But also my wallet so you can continue to get all the tenders you want at Wendy's. Even if you stack your nuggets before eating them at McDonalds, I still love you.


I, Benny Meyer, do hereby leave to Nick Matterson the leadership skills he already has, but doesn't admit to having. May you always believe in yourself, even when everything feels like it's going wrong. I know you will lead TSA well, should you choose to. To Chris Shankweiler, I leave my otherworldly skill to be constantly off-task, and yet somehow succeed. May you dig many trenches, and never be burnt by your own flame. To Nathan Upchurch, I leave the leadership of random costume days. May you stay silly, but not too silly. To Mr. Hock, Mr. Fritz, Mr. Adamsky, and all the other teachers who have believed in me over the years, I leave my sincerest thanks. People like you got me through high school, and I wouldn't be the person I am today if not for you. To Mr. Germanoski, I leave jebedi's really smart words of wisdom. May plumbing everywhere tremble in fear. To Ms. Fry, I leave absurd, ADHD-fuelled rants about everything from Star Wars to procrastination to ancient Greco-Roman mythology. May you forever be burdened with completely useless, but honestly pretty cool fun facts.


I, Xulai Herrera, do hereby leave Sophia Salas my flag football jersey, may you always be reminded that you were such a big support to me during flag season! Love ya!


I, Oliver Magdaleno, will to Tucker ST John my amazing portable battery that charged his phone so many times. May you forever remember the times I charged ur phone and still beat you in Clash Royale, and Mario Zapata can get my 10 pesos Mexican coin so he can always remember me when he sees that coin.


I, Robert Jordan do hereby leave to Dante Jensen my backpack.


I, Caleb Doan, will to Nicholas Matterson my parking spot in the MRHS parking lot. The very parking spot that my 65' Ford Falcon Futura caught fire in. May your 70s Ford Torino GT carry on the Ford curse and catch fire too. I wish that his car still drives after the fire and right after school. I also leave him my love for Jesus Christ (since you cannot silence anyone about religion and if you try then you'll be in violation of the 1st amendment.)


I, Caitlyn Tran, do hereby leave to Momo Tran my unused absences so that you can have more days to miss school. To Vy Nguyen I leave an infinite amount of squishies for you to play with and eventually destroy. To Chloe Yang, Maryssa Lee, and Kelina Khwajazada, I leave my dry shampoo, hairbrush, and all my lip products for you guys to use whenever you want. And to Evan Domenico, Kai Weber, Diego Perez, and Brayden Williamson, I leave you guys some Chick-fil-A, time for Depop, a singular coconut water, and pranking Walmart. #Poopypopout


I Dawn Hatch will leave behind my stacks of unfinished AP Stats homework to Angelina Gallagher.


I, Charly Cundari, will to Mr. Hunter Fritz my ER bracelet as a token of my memory. To Mikey Boback, I leave my skill for academic comebacks and the ability to manifest time for activities and assignments from the ether. To Kelina Benavides-Khwajazada, I leave the ability to BS my way through tests and assignments in which I have no clue what I'm doing. And finally, to Kira Spurgeon's little brother, Charles, I leave my good decision-making and academic prowess.


“I, Moqadas Haidari, to all my friends, I leave my funny memories and simple moments-- every laugh for no reason, every small joke, and all the times that were not special but felt special because we were together. I hope that whenever you think of me, you smile and feel warm inside, and remember that it was these simple moments that made life more beautiful. I hope wherever you are, you keep laughing just like we did and always feel happy.”


I, Rainoa Lopez, do hereby to Arely Sierra my amazing skills to win everything everytime we compete.


I, Eric Dang, leave Carson Munzer the beloved orange discus, and the instruction to keep the PR's going as the discus is known as THE PR Discus.


I, Robbie McCoy, leave to Ajax, Big Dorito (Jacob), and Andrew my extensive list on what teachers to avoid like the plague, as well as all my now useless Math notes.


I, Cooper Maki do hereby leave Liam Hudson the Mustang staff and cone to leave in the trunk of his car and bring to every game. May you always run the student section with spirit. To Wades Running Wolf, I leave my laziness and work ethic for Cross Country; may you always remember what I would have done during those hot days.


I, Ava Contreras, do hereby leave Adriana Vigil my Dutch Bros addiction and chronic tardiness.


I, Ambrose Lor, do hereby bequeath to my little brother Ronaldo or my competitive spirit, my ability to win arguments (even when I’m wrong), and all the times I annoyed you for no reason. I also leave you my legacy of procrastinating until the last minute but still getting things done. May you forever remember me every time you do something I used to do—and realize I was right.


I, Leah Sullivan will to Maria Uribe my volleyball jersey. May you forever remember me through my jersey.


I, Omari Salazar do hereby leave Olivia Salazar our now more easy-going mom (thank me for breaking her in), also my great softball skills #dingersallday


I, Chasty Her, do hereby leave to Lauren Kiehl my phone and my plushies that I forever hold dear to her beloved hands. May you take care of them until I die. To Alivia Lesperance, I leave my art work in ceramics. Please destroy them If I ever get into a crime scene.


I, Kailani Woodard, do bequeath to my sister Brooklynn all of my makeup. To my sister Malaya, I leave all of my favorite playlists.


I, Elijah Smith, will to MRHS my belief that Jesus Christ is King.



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